so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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