I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He kissed a someone with a penis
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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