i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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