If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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