In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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