Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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