Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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