Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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