So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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