I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Randomize
