This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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