The brown eye won't let me do that either.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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