So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
tell me about the eggs
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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