My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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