You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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