woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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