We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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