worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Enjoy the penises
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
