Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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