People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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