road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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