absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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