take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Dick very happy bro
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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