So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?