sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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