He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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