Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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