I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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