O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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