My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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