last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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