Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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