Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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