I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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