There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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