I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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