Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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