Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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