This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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