I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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