We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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