She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
she pinky promised me she was 18
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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