I'm gonna have a badass scar
My friends, they love my intelligence
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
