Rock
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Fuck
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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