Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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