Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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