Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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