She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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