If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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