we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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