so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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