Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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