Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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