i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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