ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Alive.
So much puke
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I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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