That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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