I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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